Wait, there's obviously something wrong here - a massage is done in your underwear 😳

I'll pay a little extra and give the maid a dick (it was good, I'll do it again)

She admitted that she wants 3 dicks at once - which is just what we're good at

He fucks the fuck out of me, and I don't give a fuck that he's my sister's husband

I was masturbating her, and then it came out like a gush 😱 Who knows what that is?

"By the way, you're adopted!" - get the hint? Cause I'm stuck, and my son doesn't fuck around

I sleep over at a friend's house, what happens? At most, his dick goes inside me

Husband, fuck my twin. She doesn't believe you have a great dick

Wife brought a friend to fmf, I cum in her 👀 Is that okay?

No shame, no conscience! She spread her beautiful legs and got aroused right in a train

That's the flexibility, I'm fucked - she reached her clit with her tongue 🫢

You jerked off with your legs - well done! Now spread your beautiful legs (I'm gonna put the end in her)

My wife found out I was cheating. I had to put it in her ass too

I'm horny for my stepbrother. Now he has to fuck me

She's sweating on my cock - and I'm cumming on her pussy, that's the way it is 😉

Sorry if I offended 🙄 cunnilingus and creampie will make up for it, eh?

What happens if you touch a sleeper's dick? Spoiler alert: there's a creampie

A little kiss and a little caress and you're ready for sex, let's fuck

He spotted us having sex, so what now 🙄 Why don't you fuck both of us?

Friend girl, don't freak out - if you want to cum, I can give you cunnilingus 👅

Told me to see what's in my pants, I sucked it and didn't tell you to fuck off

I have a half-brother 👀 I've seen him in porn, you can fuck with him

There's no money, but you don't have to! You have to stand doggystyle to pay

I got it out in time, and then I stuck my dick back in 🥵 Would you risk it?